My Car Watches Me Now — Vehicle Privacy Awareness Tee

Built To Judge You Sober

Starting with 2027 model-year vehicles, new federal rules require passive in-cabin monitoring technology built to detect driver impairment — sensors and cameras quietly watching from the dashboard. This design puts that reality front and center: a driver lit up by an unseen scanning grid, caught watching themselves being watched.

Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee, built for anyone who wants their opinion on the dashboard, not just their hands.

Made For Everyday Wear

• Soft & Breathable: A lightweight cotton blend that stays comfortable through a full day, on the road or off it.
• Durable Construction: Reinforced seams and a ribbed collar keep the shirt's shape wear after wear.
• Tagless Comfort: A tear-away label means no scratchy tags to deal with.
• Vivid, Lasting Print: The dashboard-HUD artwork is printed to resist fading and cracking over time.

A statement piece for anyone paying closer attention to what's changing under the hood than the ads let on.

Care and Longevity

To keep your "My Car Watches Me Now" tee looking its best, machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors. Do not bleach or dryclean. Tumble dry on low heat, or iron, steam, or dry on low heat. With proper care, the durable printed artwork will hold its color through regular washing and wearing.