Slime-X: The High-Traction Car Detailing Gel

Serious tech for messy situations

Developed for the high-intensity environments of professional cockpits (and your messy minivan), our vegetable-based formula dabs away what microfiber leaves behind.

It's not food. It just looks delicious. Ever reached into your center console and immediately regretted your life choices? Meet Slime-X — a stretchy, satisfying car cleaning putty that digs deep into the darkest corners where crumbs go to die. No sprays, no cloths, and no judging your mess.

Why Slime-X is the ultimate "forbidden candy" for your car

Crevice-cleaning ninja: This flexible detailing gel reaches into weird car cracks, gear shifts, and dashboard vents to pull out dust, mystery fuzz, and debris.
15-revision formula: We spent 6 months perfecting this top-selling interior cleaning gel through 15 revisions to ensure it's the most effective version on the market.
Eco-friendly & safe: Slime-X is 100% biodegradable and vegetable-based, leaving zero marks, stains, or oily residue on your high-end surfaces.
Reusable: Use it over and over until it gets gross — the horrifyingly satisfying way to maintain a zero-chaos interior.

Who is Slime-X for?

The detailing obsessed: For the person who hates seeing dust in their air vents.
The drive-thru commuter: Pairs perfectly with the Stupid Car Tray to eliminate the crusty cracker layers that accumulate during eating on the go.
The clean-freak gift: The perfect stocking stuffer or add-on for anyone who treats their car like a second home.

Specs & safety

Universal application: Safe for use on dashboards, keyboards, cameras, and all technical vehicle interfaces.
Non-staining: Specifically formulated to pull grime without leaving a trace.
Laboratory scent: Smells oddly good — like productivity and the end of poor decisions.
Care: Store in its airtight jar in a cool, dry place to keep the goop at peak performance.